examinationalablob

Chem-54%
Histoire- 69%
Bio-70%
Math-70%
English-86%

So this is terrible, tretuously absalutely amaizingfuly shockingly horrible. So, I have concluded that my brain is shit. That, and I am a complete idiot for getting in AP math and science. Furthermore, that I suck at multiple choice, and I DONT undestand how I did so terribly on Histoire. Seriousely, it's Histoire du Canada. Canadian History, I swear I spent hours memorising question upon question days before the exam. But no, screw you Jen, 69%. Peachy keen.

Chemistry, holy pooping poo. Yes, I know it's rediculous. 54%. Huh. Well, I can go on about excuses about how Mr. Simon dosen't actually TEACH, but it all boils down to the fact that I CANNOT do chemistry. That and the fact that we were given 1 and a half hoursto do 2 exams. Oh yes, that makes perfect sense, seeing as how we were given 2 and a half hours to do 1 french exam. Wonderful. So now I have to go speak to him for like the thousandth time and figure out what I am to do exactly. There's actually no other class I can possibly go into, unless I redo all of 1206. Which honestly makes very little sense, seeing as how the only units I had any trouble with were chem and physics!!!! Both the only units taught by Mr Simon..coincedence? I think not! And seeing as how all the other 1206 units, my averages are 83% and 84% for all of them. Meowmeowmoew.

So, math, I'm honestly fairly content with. I mean numero uno, I should not be in AP math, worst decision of my life next to getting into AP chem. So, as much as I studied for this, i got a good ol 70%. Although it gives be some level of hapiness to know that not EVERYONE in my AP class got like 98% on this exam.

Despite what Ms. Kearsey says, that paragraph is not going to be anymore than 2 sentences. As for English, 86% makes me pretty happy. Again, if this was last year i'd probobly be killing myself right about now. But for this year, it's good for me. I screwed up the essay like something sick.. which apparently I can't write anymore! Jeez, what does Junior High teach you exactly.....?

So, furthermore I spent the past few days of break worrying about how I'd do on the chem exam. I ended up convincing myself I got somewhere around a 16%. So in comparaison, 54% is not bad. Not that I think it's a good mark, but it's a hell of alot better than a 16%, or a 5% for that matter! But, there is no way out of it now. I mean, if there was a class I could transfer into, I would do it in a heartbeat. But nope. Not a one. It means me re-doing an entire years worth of work, which might I add i'm kinda considering, except that I reallly want to continure on with AP bio! As for Hisotry, i guess it's just a matter of studying more. So I guess that's what i'll be doing!
So my average for chem/bio 1206 is 69%.. if just calculated. Although, i have to make a mental note to go see mr. simon about my overall chem mark, becasue it makes 0 sense to me.

Anyhow, I'm getting french back tommorow, and my averages for report cards will be between a 69/70- 83. Reallyreallyreally bad-mediocre. So i'll just have to try harder next term. I'm binge-eating now. Kitkat bar, and a rediculous amount of these cheese-filled ordeorves I found in the freezer that my mom will kill me if she find out I ate. I had about 7 too many. Oh, btw i'm pretty sure I've gained like 50 pounds in the past month. It's great. I need to work out so badly it's rediculouso. My report card is going to get TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

I hate my life atm, please trade with me, anyyboddyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Alright, i'm done being pathetic, off to study bio.

-Jennifer

ps, I am not actually like a raw skeet or anything. I swear I come from a nice family, and I did get good marks last year. My brain just decided to die, and i can't seem to be able to do much of anything anymore. Just thought I'd let you know. Also that i'm going to be joining the magic of ireland and touring after high school, because that is the ONLY thing i'm good at.

Death Cab for Meow Meow

Okay, I would first like to point out that Jen has stolen my babysitting clients! I am very upset about this.
Currently I am living at Jens house because my mommy is off to this little town outside of Toronto to stay with this guy she met over Christmas break. Anyways, I am going to be here for the next week, and in between exam review and hj visits, we are going to blog our adventures!

Last night I also was babysitting, it was only for a few hours though, I was home by ten. After I put the little girl to bed, she came back downstairs and told me that her bum was itchy. There was this special cream that her parents gave her when situations like this occured, so basically, I spent ten minutes rubbing anti-fungle cream all over a three year olds butt. It was a very pleasant end to the night, I must say.

When I got home, I went up to Jens room, and studying for our science exam which we have tomorrow afternoon. At 11:00, I flopped on her bed and took a break. Well, I ended up falling asleep... I woke up at 4:00 in the morning, and someone had turned the light off. I then realized that Jen was not with me. At first I thouht she might have ended up stranded at thehouse she was babysitting at due to a rogue snowstorm. But when I looked outside, it was perfectly clear. Then I thought that because I had all my stuff laid out on the floor, and that I had fallen asleep in an awkward position, Jen wasnt able to set up the airmatress or find room on the bed, so she would have gone downstairs to sleep on the couch. I then got up and found Jen, asleep in the living with the lights still on and her notes on her lap. She had fallen asleep studying. I woke her up, and we went to bed. That is the end of our adventure.

We gave spent all of today studying, and we should probably be doing that now, so I am going to leave,

toodles!

--Eva

hello, i love you won't you tell me your name?

You know there's something weird about writing this thing, when nobody actually is reading it.
But I'm still here 11:30 on a Saturday night, writing. huh
I was at one of my favorite places in the world this evening.
Ted Blade's house.
I was babysitting their 2 year old daughter, and being interviewed by his 12 year old son.
Their so down to earth and calm.
And then after singing Mary had a little Lamb about 15 times ( all 6 verses!!), the baby fell asleep, and i went downstairs and sat at the wide pillo-couvered window seat, white it drizzled outside.
This house is right in the middle of downtown. It is so bright, yet calm, old and so lived in.
I absalutely love it.
So then the son spent the next couple hours asking me all these random questions such as ''what's your favorite comfort food'' and ''would you live in the past or the future if given a choice?''
It was great, then we watched Firefly and he showed me a bunch of crazy unisicle videos.

So anyways,
I came home and opened my bedroom door, and Eva was fast asleep on my bed with the lights on.
Haha, she's staying with me for the next few days while her mama is off with her new manio in Guelth. How nice.
We have exams all this week,
I will undoubtfully fail chem.
Honestly, my brain is in no way normal.
Maybe normal for an 11 year old.
I fail to comprehend chem.
Gosh darn it.

So I shall go study for an hour or so, go drink some tea, try not to wake Eva.
Sianora!

Jen
Meow

maybe i'm a plump

Life is but a muskrat.

Meow

Vball today was quite enjoyable.
Chillin with a bb in a bit

Studying for the rest of the weekend,
YES!

Hai, my life is thrilling.

Bye!